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My name is Charlie I have a very sad life. I work at Taco Bell in Kimball, Tennessee and also attend Chattanooga State Technical Community College in the same area. All I do is work, go to school, and wonder around aimlessly trying to find my place in life. I guess you could say I am straight edge although I refuse to be labled Anyone who lables me will be stabbed in the scrotum and if you dont have a scrotum I will just shoot you like your parents should have done long ago anyway. I dont really have friends only aquaintances who let me tag along with them for comic relief. I guess I do some stupid things that makes them giggle and some girls orgasm but its unintentional and usually I dont see what is so funny. Maybe they are laughing at me but until someone confirms that I will pretend they are laughing with me...and dancing....dancing the dance of life. One thing you should watch out for if you ever hang out with me Please dont use my name in any sort of reference to a Tv show or commercial or anything like that. I HATE when people say things like "Sorry Charlie" Then they laugh and giggle like they are the first people to ever say those jokes. I hate them and I hate you. Also if I hear anyone say youre a good man Charlie Brown one more time, you better take out a life insurance policy and lock the doors to everyone you hold dearly. Often times when I hear a loud bump while driving my car it is followed by a person yelling for help. I would stop but they should have brought a cast with them if they are gonna be getting ran over. By the time you read all of this I should have successfully hacked into your computer and my henchmen should be on their way. Well Anyway, Good luck.

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